Lazy Won't Cook My Dinner

My favorite holiday, and I'd rather go back to bed. I had it all planned out, my little ham with glaze, sweet potatoes with marshmallows, honey carrots and more, but the energy to make it is just beyond my grasp. I miss the good old high school days where teachers would never dream of giving out homework for the week and all I had to do was help set the table before 3 and a feast would be laid before me. *sigh* I blame biology for this. But fortunately, if I push through, biology will put a damper on my holidays ne'er again. Maybe if I stretch forward my grasping fingers I can get a hold of enough energy to make at least half my meal. I am truly thankful for precooked hams...

New Venture

We're going on our first cruise ever to the Bahamas. I'm really psyched because those people in the cruise commercials look like they're having just the best time ever! I'll get some sun on my UV and Vitamin D deprived face and do the beach thing. I think The Man is mostly excited about the never ending smorgasbord that awaits, and I really can't deny that I'm just as enthusiastic about eating ALL DAY LONG! (like Thanksgiving on a boat) I feel a large maalox mixer may need to be the ending to our vacation.