Procrasti Nation

I am an occupant. I am a civilian. I am the current reigning power. I am a procrastinator. I thought I was doing so well, but nay. I've even managed to fool myself. How did I get here? So far behind all the deadlines I had set before myself. It's a bad character, bad like the smirking shadows that want you smoke a joint in the after school specials. The gateway drug that makes you 'cool' and allows you hallucinations followed by remorse and a new upstanding character full of morale and do-good. The internet is my gateway. "Oh, I must do some research. I bet I'll find something useful on youtube..." Lies.

I have made some progress. Some. I have hopes that I shall wriggle free of this nation in time. I will not be a procrastinater! I will be a procrastinaught! And yes, I'm fully aware of the fact I am being more of a nater than a naught with this very entry. But then again I haven't posted anything all month so with that being said, Happy Birthday to you Virgos and Libras, rest in peace Robert Jordan, feliz Mexico daie de Indepencia, and slightly cooler and more comfortable welcomes to my favorite season.