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I bought a boat. It's the most awesome boat I've ever seen. Anyone can tell you I'm not one for impulse buys, but I had to give in to this one. It's just so cool! A cherry wood boat with pointy metal sails!!! Who wouldn't want to be a pirate on this baby! Unfortunately is it about 50 feet too small for a real boat, but even a real boat doesn't have the awesomeness of this. Can you tell I really like my boat? I miss school, because then I could take it in for show-n-tell. I guess blogging about my Friggin' Awesome Boat will have to do. Arr!