The past few days I've woken up well before my alarm goes off at 7. This morning I lay in bed enjoying the cool breeze coming in through the window and the twittering of the birds outside. As I was mentally cursing a blue jay for not sounding as pleasant as the other birds, my ears were assaulted by the sound of a violent, heaving, retch right outside my apartment. Yes, that's right. At 6:30 in the morning someone was vomiting very loudly in my yard. I heard the sound again further away, and then a third time further still. Apparently said retcher was not sick enough to skip work/school. The good thing of this event was the blue jay didn't care for this guy either and went away, so I was once again left to enjoy the cool breeze and the isolated sound of chirping birds.
May 2, 2007
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haha... dude, that sucks! you should have run out there in your bathrobe and turned the hose on him(/her)! "barf on MY lawn, hooligan?!"
Well, since I heard him puking on other lawns to I didn't feel like I was being discriminated against. My lawn is just as good to puke on as anyone else's.
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